Fuck You, I'm a Dragon

~ Thursday, October 2 ~
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railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..


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pastel-chaos:

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its october you guys!


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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 


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zepzepsbizarreadventure:

joestarguro:

im literally crying

jaja’s kooky quest


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four-eyedlemon:

okay I don’t know anything about kingdom hearts but all I know is that this guy is fuckin hardcore

literally who the fuck just bites into a popsicle with their bare teeth first thing and he’s so casual about it what kind of tough as fuck bastard can just do that I am so confused and slightly scared by this man

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vesparts:

this was about five hundred times funnier when i thought of it at work three nights ago


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tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain


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flirtytwink:

You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker


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weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

Omg

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

whoo boy am I sick of this, yuuuup

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I never thought about it like this before, not in conscious terms, but yeah, I’ve noticed this, too. This is really crappy!

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